Racing Grannies

Two high-octane octogenarians rev up their wheelchairs and spin around the 10-piece track; individual controls keep the action going.

A Hammock for Your ‘lectronics

It’s tough to tell from their German language website, but this 2001: A Space Odyssey-esque device is, as Gadling puts it, “a hammock to keep your small electronics from falling to their death while hanging from oddly-placed outlets.” I can honestly say I’ve never been in such a situation, but I like to be prepared.

Solar-Powered Cooling Pith Helmet

With cooling abilities far beyond the average sun-shading hat, this is the safari-grade helmet that harnesses the rays of the sun to power a miniature fan that keeps you comfortably cool while at the beach, on a hike, gardening, cheering a sporting event, or any other outdoor activity. The hat has a whisper-quiet motor powered by four compact solar panels on top. In the evening, or on a cloudy day, the fan is powered by two AA batteries (not included). As lighting conditions change, you can easily switch between solar and battery operation with a flip of a switch. Crafted from weather-resistant coated linen straw for reduced weight and the highest degree of breathability. Imported. 5" H x 11 1/4" W x 13 1/2" L. (8 1/2 oz.)
price: $49.95

Channel Changing Gun

Wait until the whole family are really engrossed in a program that they have all really been looking forward to. Stand up dramatically, and use your best cowboy acting skills to blast the TV. When everyone starts kicking up a fuss shout “there’s only one sheriff in this town, and I’m not watching this!” If anyone questions your authority simply show them your Sheriffs badge. You can’t argue with the law!